1. |
A Brief Introduction
00:37
|
|||
|
This is a bird
[Bird tweeting]
This is a dog
[Dog barking]
This is a sheep
[Sheep baaing]
This is the Jr. Science Club
|
||||
2. |
Me & The Snowman
03:29
|
|||
|
Out of the sea
The snowman and me
Or is it me and the snowman?
Bringing the sound
Straight to your town
And now it's time for the show, man
Who would ever believe
That me and the snowman, we
Could be best of friends
Given the probabilities, still you see
Here comes me and the snowman, the snowman and me
Maybe you've heard of some other famous acquaintances like:
Jekyll and Hyde, Bonnie and Clyde
Lincoln and John Wilkes Booth
Courtney and Kurt, Ernie and Bert
Superman and Lex Luth-
Or maybe
Butch and Sundance, Abbott and Costello
Mutt and Jeff, Bill Cosby and the Jell-o
Scary, Baby, Ginger, Posh and Sporty
Ali Baba and his forty thieves
Me and the snowman, the snowman and me!
Somebody told me
Somebody he knew heard somebody else
Tell somebody something
But it was something I told that person myself
If you bothered to trace the call
You would see it's all gotten turned around
365 degrees
Thanks to me
Me and the snowman, the snowman and me!
(Me and the snowman, the snowman and me
Me and the snowman, the snowman and me
Me and the snowman, the snowman and me
Me and the snowman, the snowman and me)
That's right kids, that's the story of me and the snowman
For more stories about me and the snowman, check your local library
That's one to grow on
|
||||
3. |
The Volcano Song
01:52
|
|||
|
T-E-C-T-O-N-I-C
The plates are moving under me
The mountain used to be a sea
Of geothermal energy
T-E-C-T-O-N-I-C
(This continental divide)
The plates are moving under me
(Over the mantle they slide)
The mountain used to be a sea
(And when they start to collide)
Of geothermal energy
You're a volcano
You're a volcano
You're a volcano
T-E-C-T-O-N-I-C
(Underneath the surface of the globe)
(This continental divide)
The plates are moving under me
(Molten seas of liquid lava flow)
(Over the mantle they slide)
The mountain used to be a sea
(Pushing up the mountains as they go)
(And when they start to collide)
Of geothermal energy
(Pressure cooker fire from below)
T-E-C-T-O-N-I-C
(Underneath the surface of the globe)
(This continental divide)
(Himalayas, the Himalayan mountains)
The plates are moving under me
(Molten seas of liquid lava flow)
(Over the mantle they slide)
(San Andreas, the San Andreas faultline)
The mountain used to be a sea
(Pushing up the mountains as they go)
(And when they start to collide)
(Loma Prieta, Loma Prieta now)
Of geothermal energy
You're a volcano
You're a volcano
You're a volcano
You're a volcano
You're a volcano
You're a volcano
You're a volcano
|
||||
4. |
Aron
02:24
|
|||
|
Aron
This is all I ask, this is all I need
You need to shower me with gratitude
And to fall down on your knees
For it was I who rescued you
From a miserable fate
Aron
You're only here because of me, because of me
And if I hadn't grabbed your hand
You'd have washed out to sea, washed out to sea
(Washed out to sea)
Aron
You were digging for some crabs (digging for some crabs)
Hidden in the sand (hidden in the sand)
Then a wave the size of Africa (that's a pretty darn big wave)
Swept you far away from land (far away)
It was I who rescued you (I saved your life!)
From a miserable fate (Better thank me, Aron)
Aron (Give me some respect)
You're only here because of me, because of me (I'm such a hero, baby) (they'll name a street after me)
And if I hadn't grabbed your hand (That's right!)
You'd have washed out to sea, (floaty floaty float in the ocean) washed out to sea (Oh yeah, better thank me for it!)
Aron (I'm the reason you're alive)
You're only here because of me, (I bet they'll give me the sainthood) because of me (performed a miracle, I did)
And if I hadn't grabbed your hand (Uh oh!)
You'd have washed out to sea, (I'm gonna be on T.V.) washed out to sea, (gimme gimme gimme some money)
Washed out to sea
|
||||
5. |
I Love the Ocean
02:22
|
|||
|
There was an old man who lived by the sea
He had an eyepatch, and a meathook for a hand
And if you asked him why he lived there
He would answer and then you'd understand
I love the ocean. Naah!
I love the ocean. Naah!
I love the creatures of the ocean
Like the otters and the dolphins
And the tuna and the seagulls
And the hermit crabs with pinchers
And the pelicans and sand fleas (Ahh Ahh)
And the grunion and the blue whales (Ahh Ahh)
And the barnacles and mackerel (Ahh Ahh)
And the sharks with pointy teeth (Ahh Ahh)
Sometimes late at night, I walk out to the water and the fish all gather round and tell me secrets about the future
Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Old Man!
I love the ocean. Naah!
I love the ocean. Naah!
(Spoken)
I wish we could have had some musical entertainment tonight but instead...
|
||||
6. |
Your Brain Fell Out
03:19
|
|||
|
Just an ordinary day (nothing odd about it)
Guess somehow you lost your way (but you'll get along without it)
Someone is standing in the street, but you don't know that it's you
It's a beautiful day
You don't care about the time (never have to hurry)
Ever since you lost your mind (never need to worry)
And all your prior obligations have been canceled for you
And it's a beautiful day
Your brain fell out (see it spinning in the air)
Your brain fell out (now you're falling down the stairs)
Your brain fell out (doesn't anybody care that you're happier that way?)
Now your thoughts have disappeared (check your mental baggage)
You've forgotten why you're here (but somehow you seem to manage)
Someone is staring at your shoes, but you don't know that it's you
It's a beautiful day
Did you have something to say (maybe you forgot it)?
Your idea blew away (the second that you thought it)
Maybe that's because your brain is on the sidewalk
And you're happier that way
Your brain fell out (see it spinning in the air)
Your brain fell out (now you're falling down the stairs)
Your brain fell out (doesn't anybody care that you're happier)
Your brain fell out (see it spinning in the air)
Your brain fell out (now you're falling down the stairs)
Your brain fell out (doesn't anybody care)
|
||||
7. |
The Robot Cat
03:15
|
|||
|
(R-O-B-O-T-C-A-T)
(R-O-B-O-T-C-A-T)
On Channel 27, at a quarter to 3
I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no cheque, no COD
So I called them with my credit card quick as can be
Nobody better get in my way
I got the package in the mail today
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away
Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say
There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws
It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warnings about
But hey, that's okay, I can figure it out
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears
Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together, what did I see?
Saw a robot cat, looking right at me
So when I saw "ro-", you say "bot"
Ro- (bot), ro- (bot)
When I say "bot", you say "cat"
Bot (cat), bot (cat)
Word to the R to the O to the B
To the O-T-C to the A to the T
So when I say robot, you say cat
Robot (cat), robot (cat)
Well, it
Slices, it dices, it catches the mices
It's got a stock ticker with the wall street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar
Said it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium, cranium chip in the branium
(Pentium?) Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup and flour
'Cause the robot cat needs pancake power
So when I saw "ro-", you say "bot"
Ro- (bot), ro- (bot)
When I say "bot", you say "cat"
Bot (cat), bot (cat)
Word to the R to the O to the B
To the O-T-C to the A to the T
So when I say robot, you say cat
Robot (cat), robot (cat)
One, two, three and to the four
No doggy-dog knocking on my door
It's the postman bringing me a thousand more
Cause I'm building me an army and I'm going to war
I said this my moment, this is my hour
The robot cat is my ticket to power
Better get ready for the cat invasion
World domination, that's the occasion
They're better, and stronger, and smarter, and faster
Soon everybody will be calling me master
The humans surrender, and that'll be that
I'll say welcome to the planet of the robot cat
So when I saw "ro-", you say "bot"
Ro- (bot), ro- (bot)
When I say "bot", you say "cat"
Bot (cat), bot (cat)
Word to the R to the O to the B
To the O-T-C to the A to the T
So when I say robot, you say cat
Robot (cat), robot (cat)
So when I saw "ro-", you say "bot"
Ro- (bot), ro- (bot)
When I say "bot", you say "cat"
Bot (cat), bot (cat)
Word to the (R) to the (O) to the (B)
To the (O-T-C) to the (A) to the (T)
So when I say robot, you say cat
Robot (cat), robot (cat)
(Robot!)
|
||||
8. |
||||
|
Happy Noodle led the sort of life the working
Stiff dreams about; driving a Studebaker
Making pies with his wife, taking a dip in
The old swimmin' hole. Yessir, Happy Noodle
Had it good and he wasn't complaining. He
Always waved and smiled and tipped his hat
And said Nice weather we're having (regard-
Less of the weather). "Nice weather we're having"
Now, as most protagonists do, he had an antagonist, a polar
Opposite, bent on nullifying his happy existence. His name was Sad Noodle; a pathetic
Excuse for an egg-and-flour mixture (with a
Little extra water, just for tears). He
Worked in a successful firm and was under a
Lot of stress, and this is the story of their
Ultimate battle
Happy Noodle versus Sad Noodle
Happy Noodle versus Sad, Sad Noodle
Happy Noodle versus Sad Noodle
Happy Noodle versus Sad, Sad Noodle
One day, as Happy Noodle was out mowing
The lawn with a smile and a song
An Edsel pulled up in front of the
House. It was Sad Noodle. He leaned his
Ropy head out the window and said "Look
Happy Noodle: I'm sick of being your polar
Opposite. You know, sad all the time and
What-not. It makes it hard to get along
I've come to challenge you to a duel to the
Death."
So Happy Noodle put down his mower
And obliged, saying "If it'll make you
Happy!" and Sad Noodle cringed. He hopped
Into the back seat and they were off to the
Gravel pit, Happy Noodle singing all the way
And Sad Noodle driving like a madman
"This'll end it all!" thought Sad Noodle
And they prepared for the fight. Strange
Sight: two noodles standing face to face
One smiling and one frowning
Happy Noodle versus Sad Noodle
Happy Noodle versus Sad, Sad Noodle
Happy Noodle versus Sad Noodle
Happy Noodle versus Sad, Sad Noodle
Thinking on his feet, Sad Noodle used his head
As a whip and tried to trip Happy Noodle but he slipped
And he flipped face-first on the ground with a sound
Like a wet noodle slapping the ground kind of sound
Then Happy Noodle wrapped Sad Noodle up around a tree, said See Sad Noodle, dont'cha mess with me 'cause I be the baddest Noodle there will ever be!
Because I'm happy!
Happy Noodle versus Sad Noodle
Happy Noodle versus Sad, Sad Noodle
Happy Noodle versus Sad Noodle
Happy Noodle versus Sad, Sad Noodle
So after Happy Noodle untied Sad Noodle, they
Got back in the car. Sad Noodle, defeated
Dejected, depressed, dropped Happy Noodle off
At his door and said "You know what? I
Don't think that helped me very much." And
Happy Noodle said "Sad Noodle, why don't you
Come in for some pie?" And Sad Noodle said
"No, I'm sorry. I don't like pie all that
Much, but thanks all the same."
Happy Noodle versus Sad Noodle
Happy Noodle versus Sad, Sad Noodle
Happy Noodle versus Sad Noodle
Happy Noodle versus Sad, Sad Sad Noodle
|
||||
9. |
The Ice Cream Man
03:17
|
|||
|
Tuesday night, down on main street
Looking for some ice cream
Maybe rocky road
Ice cream man in his white coat
Scooping some vanilla
And some rocky road
Then I hear the voices in my head
Whispering to me, “Kill, kill, kill the ice cream man.”
Wednesday night at the movies
Looking for some popcorn
Maybe M&Ms
Popcorn man in the lobby
Scooping up some popcorn
And some M&Ms
Then I hear the voices in my head
Whispering to me, “Kill, kill, kill the popcorn man.”
They'll never catch me
They'll never catch me
|
||||
10. |
How Ya Doing, Emily?
02:29
|
|||
|
Every time you tie your shoes
Every time you put on your hat
Every time you wash your face
It matters
Every time you simply go outside
It means a very great deal
How ya doin', Emily?
Don't you know the things you do
Make a difference to the world?
How ya doin', Emily?
Put your hands together
And we'll make the world a better place
In a boat or truck or train
In an airplane over the sea
Any way you wanted to get there
You'd get there
There's not a thing in the world to stop a person like you
From getting where she will go
And when the cold wind blows
Count your fingers on your toes
It always comes to ten (again and again and again)
How ya doin', Emily?
Don't you know the things you do
Make a difference to the world?
How ya doin', Emily?
Put your hands together
And we'll make the world a better place
Everybody says hello
Everybody opens the door
Everybody stops on the street
When you walk by
Everybody in the world is surely falling in love
With everything that you do
And when the nights are long
Remember, you can sing this song
I wrote it just for you
How ya doin', Emily?
Don't you know the things you do
Make a difference to the world?
How ya doin', Emily?
Put your hands together
And we'll make the world a better place
|
||||
11. |
A Word from Farkle
02:31
|
|||
|
How many times has this happened to you?
(various noises)
Well that's great because from the creators of I Can't Believe It's Snot and George Forehead's Lean Meat Patty Grilling Exploding Toaster Present:
FARKLE!
Its New! Classic! Origina! Improved! Sanitized for your protection!
You've never seen anyone like it! Call Now! n-nevermind We'll Call You!
(dialing noises)
"Hello?"
Tired of those annoying phone calls?
"What-"
(hangs up)
Farkle!
Sweaty palms? Nausea?? Farkle!
And remember, nothing says love like the gift of Farkle
Just listen-
"LLLOOOOVVEE"
Farkle is guaranteed to provide the most Farkle for your dollar! Hands down
Excuse me, sir, I said "Hands Down"
"But I have a question!"
"Aand, what is that?"
"I love Farkle?"
The answer is Yes! Yes you do!
And here's some other folks who dig that Crazy Cuckoo Farkle
All positive testimony has been (??)
"The first time i bought Farkle was back in aught 6! buried it out in the backyard. Haven't seen it since."
"I have four pounds of Farkle in my mouth right now!"
"Divorce, eviction, custody disputes, bankruptcy proceedings, fraud and embezzlement trial and uh cough syrup dependency. yeah, Farkle has vastly improved the quality of my life."
"I like to set my Farkle at 55, and i chose the Stainless Steel Tea cozy!"
"And I'm most comfortable at 72, and i chose the solar powered reading light!"
(together) "This way we get a good night's sleep and we wake up rested and without any lower back pain and the need for the thing ourselves! ha ha ha! huh? hoough! HMM? HMMM!!!"
And now let's go to our Leprechaun on the Street! Jon Jon?
"I'm Jon Jon the Leprechaun! Top of the mornin' to you and your kin! oi, when it comes to Farkle, we-" (various noises)
"Ah, me wee little hat!"
And if you call now, we'll also include this one of a kind Queen of England!
Complete with litter box and scratching post
Don't forget to fail to miss to pass up this amazing deal!
FARKLE! yeah!
Well, you hear that sound? that means it's time to turn the album over and listen to the other side! ha ha! see you on side 2 little buckaroos! Myself i'm gonna wander over to the waterin' hole! get me some water!
|
||||
12. |
Please & Thank You
02:01
|
|||
13. |
Do the Confusion
03:35
|
|||
|
Thank you, uh, can I get you something from the kitchen? Some cake, perhaps some coffee?
Sounds good to me
See how you like this rifle barrel over your head!
And now I'm getting out of this crummy joint once and for all
You can board up all the windows, you can padlock your door
You can paint over the mirror in the bathroom to be sure
You can try to disguise the booby prize from the spies and flies and the prying eyes
That follow you wherever you go
You can lose them at the corner, you can fall down the stairs
You can race out of the back door up the fire escape to the open air
When you hit the ground, you can go downtown in a gown you found at the dog pound around
A hound who drowned 'cause its owners didn't care
Or you can
Do the confusion till your head falls off
Gown you found at the dog pound
Do the confusion till your head falls off
(Your head falls off)
You can open all the phone lines, you can tie them up with rope
You can throw a note in the ocean to grope
For whatever floats your boat
(Whatever floats your boat!)
You can overdose on the whole wheat toast or go blow your nose in your overcoat
Or phone home to your frozen chromosome
And only groan like a lonely pony
You can tell it to the jury, you can stick it in your ear
You can kiss the wrist of the Swiss Miss, mister, until you disappear
You can find the time to imbibe wine and write the lines you can rhyme with the best kinds of minds
And the swine reclines as the mime tries to climb in slime
Or you can
Do the confusion till your head falls off
Blow your nose in your overcoat!
Do the confusion till your head falls off
(Your head falls off now, head falls off)
And just who is going to stop me?
I will
**crashing**
Stop, stop this craziness! You're destroying my toys!
See the people with the sweetmeats? Gee, it's a treat
When you meet discreetly beneath the sheet
You can beat the heat on Easy Street
When you're cheatin' completely, please repeat:
"Beep Beep, I'm a Jeep, I'm a Jeep," till the creep asleep in the cheap seat believes
He's Meryl Streep with a deep need to eat sheep's feet in her cream of wheat
(Neat!)
Do the confusion till your head falls off
Blow your nose in your overcoat!
Do the confusion till your head falls off
(Your head falls off, head falls off)
(Your head falls off)
(Until your head falls off)
(Do the confusion till your head falls off, your head falls off)
Running out the back door, he races up the fire escape to the roof
I remember you now, and I'll put you behind bars again, just the way I did 6 years ago
Oh no you won't, birdbrain!
|
||||
14. |
Welcome Back, Mr. Pants
02:29
|
|||
|
"Hello I am Mister Pants
Let me give you some advice
Don't eat yourself up like a cookie... it sucks."
Welcome back now, Mister Pants (Welcome back now, Mister Pants)
What did you see while you were gone?
We heard nothing from you for a decade or two
We built you a tribute out on your front lawn
Have a sandwich Mister Pants (Have a sandwich, Mister Pants)
Tell us why you were away
Now that everyone's here
And they're bending an ear
In anticipation of what you will say
"My followers were faithful
As they had been before
They packed up their belongings
And we gathered on the shore
We climbed into a saucer
And we sailed across the sea
We turned into some cookies
And we were eaten with some tea"
Hallelujiah, Mister Pants (Hallelujiah, Mister Pants)
Have a cookie and some tea
Our bags are all packed (our bags are all packed)
And when you've finished your snack (finished your snack)
We're ready to follow (ready to follow)
Wherever you lead (wherever you lead)
"Hey... this cookie looks sorta familiar"
Welcome back, Mister Pants. (welcome back, Mister Pants)
Welcome back, Mister Pants. (welcome back, Mister Pants)
Welcome back, Mister Pants. (welcome back, Mister Pants)
"I think that song was wonderful"
"But it wasn't"
"Oh hello there baby Logan"
"How about let's sing songs"
"Yes let's sing another song, what shall we sing about?"
"A lizard"
"A lizard, and what else"
"Uh I'm thinking what else... Ooh! A fish"
|
||||
15. |
Lizard & Fish
02:30
|
|||
|
Lizard and Fish, oh what a pair
One lived underwater, and the other breathed air
On a shelf in a pet store, on Aisle 13
Lizard and Fish would sit together and dream
And Lizard said, "Fish, how's the water today?"
And Fish said, "(bubble bubble)"
And Lizard said "Somehow, we'll both get away
And be a refugee lizard and fish."
Lizard was bright, he was clever and sly
There wasn't an escape routine that he hadn't tried
And Fish was a master of keeping his cool
While dreaming about the day he'd go back to school
And Lizard jumped up on the wall of his tank
And Fish said, "(bubble bubble)"
And Lizard said, "Someday we'll get to the river bank
And we can live like a lizard and fish."
One day, there was a fire in the
Back of the store, and all the animals were
Screaming and squawking and otherwise talking
About the terrible stench and the roar of the flames
Then suddenly Lizard and Fish were
Grabbed from their homes by Pee-Wee Herman who was
Clearing out the burning store and putting all the animals
Outside. Take it, Fish
And Lizard said, "Fish, we're finally free
And fish said, "(bubble bubble)"
And they built a rocket and flew to the moon
Where they spent their days eating flies a lot
And singing about the the wonderful day
The store burned and Pee-Wee saved them
And looking at the stars 'cause they were
Really really pretty
And living their lives like lizard and fish
|
||||
16. |
||||
|
I want to live on the moon
I want to live in a plastic dome
I wanna climb on a rock and be like Mr. Spock
But without having pointy ears
I want to live on the moon
I want to call it my home sweet home
I want to chuckle and laugh but you can't hear me laugh
'Cause there isn't an atmosphere
I want to slide
Down the side of a crater, there is nothing greater
Than that in my mind
At the present time
I want to jump
And escape gravitation, [?] ambulation
That's been overrated
Since ancient time
(For .8 seconds, you believe that you're flying!)
I want to live on the moon
I want to talk to my robot cat
I want to sit in a chair, think about me
And stare at the Earth in the sky
I want to drive
I'll take my lunar rover, go under and over
And stop and do donuts
Out on the lunar sand
I want to replace
In a triumphant manner the American banner
And declare that the moon
Will become Logan land
(Honey, there's a full Logan land tonight)
I want to live on the moon (I want to live on the moon)
I want to call it my home sweet home (I want to call it my home)
I want to chuckle and laugh, but you can't hear me laugh
'Cause there isn't an atmosphere
I want to chuckle and laugh, but you can't hear me laugh
'Cause there isn't an atmosphere
I wanna live on the moon
(With you)
|
||||
17. |
When Werewolves Collide
03:04
|
|||
|
Spoken:
To lovers the moon is a thing of beauty
But to this man it is a deadly curse
When the moon is full
This miserable wretch turns into a hairy, snarling, half-man, half-beast
He prowls the night, thirsty for human blood
He is a werewolf
Coincidence? Hardly
Empirical evidence
Demonstrate precisely
By way of experiment
To determine properties (energies)
Energies (potentially)
Potentially waiting inside
When werewolves collide
Terrible danger
Tragical consequence
Could it be stranger?
There could be violence
And the moon is devilish (I swear it is)
I swear it is (Moving around)
Moving around in the sky
When werewolves collide
Everything's blurry
Kind of approximate (Kind of approximate)
Everyone's worried
Somebody talk to it (Somebody talk to it)
It's a shame
The scientists
And specialists
And not a solution in sight
When werewolves collide
He is a werewolf
|
||||
18. |
Steve
01:23
|
|||
|
"Great"
"Sure"
"Great"
"Sure"
"Fantastic"
My name is Steve
My name is Steve
Hi, How are you?
My name is Steve
"Fantastic"
"I'm from Oregon"
"And I know something about trees"
One time, I made a Valentine
I gave it to this girl
She said she didn't understand
My handwriting at all ("Great")
But it said...
My name is Steve
My name is Steve
Hi, How are you?
My name is Steve
"S"
"T"
"E"
"Ve"
|
||||
19. |
At the Wig Store
03:47
|
|||
|
(La la la la la la la la)
(La la la la la la la!)
My friends are all on TV
But they don't talk about me
Even when David Lanterman says to say hi to the people at home
But I suppose it's okay
I go to work anyway
You see, I have to get paid, to get food, I can eat, when I'm sitting at home
On company time at the wig store
(La la la la la la la la)
On company time at the wig store
(La la la la la la!)
I walk around the displays
(I re-arrange the faces' heads)
I have to dust the toupées
(Should re-arrange myself instead)
I wish that I could explode and be through with this sorry excuse for a store
(I wish I could explode!)
Somebody answer the phone
(Is it for me, is it for you?)
Why won't they leave me alone?
(What did they want, what did they say?)
I'm a [?] bells, in my head, as it is, without them adding more
(Why don't they please just go away?)
On company time at the wig store
(La la la la la la la la)
What is the bell on the desk floor?
Somebody wake me if I snore
On company time at the wig store
(La la la la la la!)
I've never seen so many balding people in one place
I know what all the people look like under their toupées
On company time at the wig store
(La la la la la la la la)
I'm sweeping the hair from the show floor
Keeping an eye on the front door
On company time at the wig store
(La la la la la la!)
I see the light [?], this fleeing from his shifty eyes
I have to hide my laughter as I hand him his disguise
I think I'm wasting my time
(I've had enough of seeing him)
I think I'm losing my mind
([?])
I'm think I'm losing my grip, and I'll flip, out and quit, and go work, somewhere else
(I want to get back into bed)
On company time at the wig store
(La la la la la la la la)
On company time at the wig store
(La la la la la la la la)
I'm sweeping the hair from the back floor
Keeping an eye on the front door
Taking a break at the drug store
What is the bell on the desk floor?
Somebody wake me if I snore
On company time at the wig store
(La la la la la la!)
|
||||
20. |
Prosthetic Brain
03:29
|
|||
|
I could be a politician
Roll my socks up and go fishin'
Put my money in a box
And bury it forever
I could be a television
Turn me on while you are fishin'
Listen to the weatherman
And learn about the weather
Prosthetic Brain
Running backwards in the rain
Like a train
Going back to where it
Came from
Empty now and lighter than it
Once was
A fine analogy
I could be a mastodon
Run around with nothing on
Living like an icicle
A frozen stick of water
I could be a brontosaurus
Much too big to use the door-us
Making songs and chewing on a
Frozen stick of water
Prosthetic brain
Running backwards in the rain
Like a train
Going back to where it
Came from
Empty now and lighter than it
Once was
A fine analogy
This is my synaptic artificiality, you see
Provided by the Ace Prosthetic Brain Replacement Company
(La's)
Prosthetic brain
Running backwards in the rain
Like a train
Going back to where it
Came from
Empty now and lighter than it
Once was
A fine analogy for my
Prosthetic brain, running backwards in the rain
(etc)
(Background of previous segment)
Locomotive, Coal Car, Dining Car, Sleeping Car
Empty now and lighter for the places it has been
|
||||
21. |
Goodbye, My 4-Track
02:47
|
|||
|
Goodbye, my 4-track
Goodbye microphones
No more songs about noodles and fish
No more references to telephones, so
Goodbye, my 4-track
Goodbye everyone
It's been fun, but I gotta run
So goodbye
I just wanna sit around and do nothing all day, yeah
But that don't seem to be keeping the utilities paid
You know, things don't always go the way you want them to and, whether or not you like it, that's the way it is. There's no avoiding it. If you believe in all that destiny crap, well I'll tell you - you can't change it. But even if you feel like there's no hope in the entire bloody world, there's always that one little thing you should always remember. What that is, well, I forget, but the point is this: it doesn't matter whether or not things go right all the time 'cause it's not all your fault anyway, so- so cheer up and stop feeling so bad of yourself, you big baby head!
I just wanna sit around and do nothing all day
But that don't seem to be keeping the utilities paid
Goodbye, my 4-track
Goodbye everyone
It's been fun, but I gotta run
So goodbye
(Goodbye, goodbye)
April fools
|
||||
Needlejuice Records Nashville, Tennessee
Join our discord:
discord.gg/5tdFnfb
Needlejuice Records is an independent
record label specializing in the physical release of alternative music.
Our label is dedicated to the tangible, with a goal to create high quality vinyl records, cassette tapes, and compact discs with ambitious aesthetic value.
... more
If you like Goodbye, My 4-Track, you may also like:
BURN PYGMALION!!! A Better Guide to Romance
by the scary jokes
supported by 18 fans who also own “Goodbye, My 4-Track”
heres hoping to a vinyl repress soon
go to album
April Fools (2021 Mix)
by the scary jokes
supported by 17 fans who also own “Goodbye, My 4-Track”
so glad I randomly found this album at a cargo largo
go to album
Retinal Bloom
by the scary jokes
supported by 16 fans who also own “Goodbye, My 4-Track”
It's spooky, it's synthy, and it's BLASTED with the feel of homemade goodness. A great synthpop/bedroom pop record with some guitars as a twist.
go to album
A compilation of side-splitters from Tim Heidecker’s podcast “Office Hours,” with appearances by Fred Armisen & others.
go to album
Dope indie leaning, folk inflicted, pop record, pieced together in 5 bedrooms spanning Brooklyn to Chicago.
go to album
Bystander (Deluxe Digital Edition)
by Johanna Samuels
The LA-based folk singer reconciles with her past and looks to the future on her new album.
go to album
supported by 16 fans who also own “Goodbye, My 4-Track”
Fun little synthpop tunes to tell you tales of Garfield, robots and the internet, whats not to love?
go to album
